curioscurio:

curioscurio:

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

“haha we know we’re in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph”

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the “cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent” animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like “just because im a girl doesn’t mean I can’t fight! also sexism is BAD!”

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn’t sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn’t even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( “What the Fire Flower!?!?” “You son of a BULLET”)

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms “for the adults”

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn’t fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

I’m just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces

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homoluigi:

Dear product designers:

Nothing needs an LED to tell me “I’m plugged in but off”. Let my room be dark at night please.

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY. And they’re SO bright. I put two or three layers of duct tape over then and they STILL shine through!! I’m seriously considering using black paint and painting every single LED indicator light in my room.

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smol-element-spirit:

mobupsyko100:

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

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blingblingboy-shaggy-kinnie:

heritageposts:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

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set-underwear-to-no:

clowniconography:

the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles

look at them. amazing

This is what Cats 2019 could have been

This is what Cats 2019 SHOULD have been.

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